KlangArt Samuel Heller

KlangArt Samuel Heller

Posts Tagged ‘joke’

Are you still free?

Well, I know, this may be offending or provocative to some. If so, please blame me in the comments. But I have to ask you this: He is still free. … What about you?

New Rules for Euro 2010

As an absolute football freak I did some research and came along some very news you’ll want to know! The economicly oriented think tank “Profeetball” found out that with some new rules sales could be doubled by minimum! Further I found the genesis of football.

Two Planets

Well, yeah, two planets met somewhere at the edge of the universe.
«Hi!» said the first.
«Hi…» – «Hm, you look sick. Everything ok?»
«I’ve got humans.» – «Oh, that’s really disgusting.»
«For a short time they were really itchy !»
«So don’t worry, that bodes well» said the second, encouragingly, «it’ll be over in no time then…!»
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